Post by RMT Admin - Holly on Dec 18, 2007 23:55:01 GMT -5
This is just the beginning of my favorite quotes from joint posts in the group. Some are even from the original RMT! I'll be adding more and more I'm sure...
Caroline: "I turned your brother gay? And how the hell am I to have turned your brother gay?"
Mark: "Oh god knows but come on, you must have had something to do with it somewhere along the line. Hell, the day after I slept with you I had a split second thought of 'Wow, no more females for me.' Then of course I saw your sister."
Caroline: "You're brother was gay long before he met me. Leave it you to be too damn stupid to have not noticed. Of course you would have found my sister attractive Mark, she was what? Maybe thirteen then?"
Mark: "Was worth waiting those five years for, let me tell ya. She shown you those pictures yet? She was really proud of them."
Caroline: "No, she burned them shortly after she found out that you'd slept with her best friend the day after you'd been with her. "
Mark: "She still texts me you know. Calls me, says she wants to come over and see me, did she learn her phone voice from you?"
Caroline: "I wouldn't get to cocky, Mark. I'm sure she's got you confused with someone a little higher on the sexual food chain...ya know, like, I dunno...Richard Simmons..."
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Housekeeper: "Si?"
Kai: "Hi, I'm Kai Seda... I'm suppose to pick up some papers?"
Housekeeper: "Prostituta?"
Kai: "What?! Look lady, I don't have time for this. I'm here to get papers and leave... Not service whoever you work for!"
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Kai: "Do you mind getting out of the hottub so we could atleast pretend to have a conversation like adults?"
Xander: "Why don't you join me? We can be just as adult in here as we can out there."
Kai: "Not even in your wildest fantasy Xander."
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Grace after Llora explained how she ended up with a black eye. "Well.. Wow...Wait a minute... Isn't Dean... Gay?"
Llora: "Yeah, I thought that too… before he told me he was bi! Apparently he craves women when he has a little bit of liquor in him."
Grace: "Still though... That's just.. Weird. And.. You slept with him knowing where.. you know.. Goes when he's with a ..."
Llora: "But Grace! C'mon! I was drunk too! I wasn't thinking about where he'd been. Can you say 'ew'?"
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Nadia trying to get Belle to leave Xander's place: "I'm sure you can see your way out."
Belle: "Way out, my ass! That bastard sent me to the emergency room. The least I deserve is a good time for it! Now, back off!"
Nadia: "You whine like a child," Pushes Belle, "Now be good and go find somewhere else to play before I begin to lose my patience."
Belle: "Bite me you..." Door slams in her face and she finds she's locked inside"Hey! Let me out, you heifer!"
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Xander "I heard you were having some legal trouble. What's that all about?"
Kai "Why do you care?"
Xander "Morbid curiosity, I suppose."
Kai "Then go read about it in the newspapers."
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Jaime: "Did you find out... how nice Will is?"
Kai: "No, more like a preview. Though of course you don't care."
Jaime: "Noooo, you don't get to bring up how nice Will is to you just to brush it off, Mrs.Seda. What kind of preview was it? A quickie?"
Kai: "Now you're just being vulgar."
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Javier: "I gotta pick up Izzy too."
Nate: "Girlfriend?"
Javier: "Sister. And no, you don't get to ask her on a date."
Nate: "Why? Is she hot?"
Javier: "She's my sister. C'mon get your shit so we can take off."
Nate: "She is! Isn't it? Dude, why didn't you tell me you had a hot sister?"
Javier: "Repeat what you just said."
Nate: "Why didn't you tell me you had a hot sister? What? Did I stutter?"
Javier: "That's why I didn't tell you. You're a jerk when it comes to women dude. And yeah, you and Izzy? Psh."
Nate: "I'm not a jerk! I'm charming. I'm respectful. Chicks dig me!"
Javier: "When's the last time you picked up a chick who had a high school diploma?"
Nate: "Well, if they're hot they don't really need one, do they? Dumbass."
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Izzy: "Could you actually believe Greg had the nerve to tell that one girl she had a butt bigger than J-Lo's? I swear, the poor thing looked like she was totally about to start bawling. I wouldn't be surprised if she suddenly got an eating disorder or something."
Dancer: "Well she does have a big butt."
Izzy: "Yeaaaaah. But it was still mean. I mean, how would you like it if Greg had just like told you your thighs are huge in front of everyone?"
Dancer: "You think my thighs are big?"
Izzy: "Oh no! I'm just saying, that would have been mean too."
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Beth talking to Kristen about Nate: "He isn't interested in me. He wants to BE inside me, that's a totally different thing altogether."
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Duncan: "Where the hell have you been? Where are the children?"
Jun: "Playing Mary Fucking Poppins, where else would I be? You mean the demon spawn? They're in the Den watching the news or something."
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Marti: "You sure? He's was like.. Gay gay? And not just sorta gay?"
Dean: "Put it this way" he started, fondly recounting the more intimate moments in his head "If he tried any of the stuff we did with a female I think he'd get more than a slap in the face... Hell, he even taught me some things and we both know how ludicrous a notion that sounds! Oh, and he could make a mean full breakfast as well"
Marti: "Whoa whoa whoa! Are we gonna start talking about our sex lives? Cuz if we are, I need coffee or something."
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Beth: "Does he.. Like.. Maybe need to be burped?"
Kate: "Fuck. I knew I forgot something." goes to hand baby to Beth "Knock yourself out. I have to take a shower."
Beth: "Hey hey! I don't want baby vomit all over me!!"
"Oh come on! Just think! You burp him.. he will probably fall asleep. Then voila! We all do!"
Beth: "Hey! You burp him! He's like your spawn!"
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"You know, if I get picked up for being a prostitute tonight, I'm so gonna kick your ass.."
Beth to Kate
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"Did you forget that I'm presenting some of my designs today? And please Kate, you of all people should know that most of my professors are gay. Gay and fashion just seem to go hand in hand ya know.."
Beth to Kate
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"Last time I invite him to go searching for a good lay."
Beth muttering about James
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"Oooh! Can we like be your first groupies? I'm sure Kate would totally let you sign her boob or something!"
Beth to James
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"Old people so shouldn't be allowed to one," she held a finger up, "Cuss and say words like gazongas, not cool., " she held up another finger, "Be allowed in Shooters.. EVER."
Beth to Kate and James
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"Then don't let them ignore you, Kai. Step up and tell them like they need to be told. For example you could have said, 'If you're not too busy gawking over my dinner date, I would like to place my order for a beverage. Today.' " Brock to Kai Tsung over lunch
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"Well, someone's desperately in need of a good rimjob."
Brandi to Brock
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"Nothing new, just the usual: blackmail, extortion, bribery, a murder here and there...you know."
Brandi to Yan
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"I hate that you only want me for my mind..."
Brandi to Yan
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"Marti? I remember you," points at Marti "Weren't you getting boned by Brock a few months ago?"
Brandi to Marti
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"Yeah, the cafe sounds fine to me. I can eat, then I can come home and crash for a few more hours and then, I can get up and call you trailer trash a few times and go party...yeah, that day sounds pretty productive to me, don't you think?"
James to Marti
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"You know, I always thought there was a hidden camera hidden in my room somewhere...last time I ever invite you back to hang out, Kate...now you're stalking me"
James to Kate
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Allison: "I kinda kissed Jackson....Twice."
Grace: "Kinda? So you tripped twice and your lips just happened to connect twice?"
Caroline: "I turned your brother gay? And how the hell am I to have turned your brother gay?"
Mark: "Oh god knows but come on, you must have had something to do with it somewhere along the line. Hell, the day after I slept with you I had a split second thought of 'Wow, no more females for me.' Then of course I saw your sister."
Caroline: "You're brother was gay long before he met me. Leave it you to be too damn stupid to have not noticed. Of course you would have found my sister attractive Mark, she was what? Maybe thirteen then?"
Mark: "Was worth waiting those five years for, let me tell ya. She shown you those pictures yet? She was really proud of them."
Caroline: "No, she burned them shortly after she found out that you'd slept with her best friend the day after you'd been with her. "
Mark: "She still texts me you know. Calls me, says she wants to come over and see me, did she learn her phone voice from you?"
Caroline: "I wouldn't get to cocky, Mark. I'm sure she's got you confused with someone a little higher on the sexual food chain...ya know, like, I dunno...Richard Simmons..."
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Housekeeper: "Si?"
Kai: "Hi, I'm Kai Seda... I'm suppose to pick up some papers?"
Housekeeper: "Prostituta?"
Kai: "What?! Look lady, I don't have time for this. I'm here to get papers and leave... Not service whoever you work for!"
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Kai: "Do you mind getting out of the hottub so we could atleast pretend to have a conversation like adults?"
Xander: "Why don't you join me? We can be just as adult in here as we can out there."
Kai: "Not even in your wildest fantasy Xander."
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Grace after Llora explained how she ended up with a black eye. "Well.. Wow...Wait a minute... Isn't Dean... Gay?"
Llora: "Yeah, I thought that too… before he told me he was bi! Apparently he craves women when he has a little bit of liquor in him."
Grace: "Still though... That's just.. Weird. And.. You slept with him knowing where.. you know.. Goes when he's with a ..."
Llora: "But Grace! C'mon! I was drunk too! I wasn't thinking about where he'd been. Can you say 'ew'?"
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Nadia trying to get Belle to leave Xander's place: "I'm sure you can see your way out."
Belle: "Way out, my ass! That bastard sent me to the emergency room. The least I deserve is a good time for it! Now, back off!"
Nadia: "You whine like a child," Pushes Belle, "Now be good and go find somewhere else to play before I begin to lose my patience."
Belle: "Bite me you..." Door slams in her face and she finds she's locked inside"Hey! Let me out, you heifer!"
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Xander "I heard you were having some legal trouble. What's that all about?"
Kai "Why do you care?"
Xander "Morbid curiosity, I suppose."
Kai "Then go read about it in the newspapers."
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Jaime: "Did you find out... how nice Will is?"
Kai: "No, more like a preview. Though of course you don't care."
Jaime: "Noooo, you don't get to bring up how nice Will is to you just to brush it off, Mrs.Seda. What kind of preview was it? A quickie?"
Kai: "Now you're just being vulgar."
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Javier: "I gotta pick up Izzy too."
Nate: "Girlfriend?"
Javier: "Sister. And no, you don't get to ask her on a date."
Nate: "Why? Is she hot?"
Javier: "She's my sister. C'mon get your shit so we can take off."
Nate: "She is! Isn't it? Dude, why didn't you tell me you had a hot sister?"
Javier: "Repeat what you just said."
Nate: "Why didn't you tell me you had a hot sister? What? Did I stutter?"
Javier: "That's why I didn't tell you. You're a jerk when it comes to women dude. And yeah, you and Izzy? Psh."
Nate: "I'm not a jerk! I'm charming. I'm respectful. Chicks dig me!"
Javier: "When's the last time you picked up a chick who had a high school diploma?"
Nate: "Well, if they're hot they don't really need one, do they? Dumbass."
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Izzy: "Could you actually believe Greg had the nerve to tell that one girl she had a butt bigger than J-Lo's? I swear, the poor thing looked like she was totally about to start bawling. I wouldn't be surprised if she suddenly got an eating disorder or something."
Dancer: "Well she does have a big butt."
Izzy: "Yeaaaaah. But it was still mean. I mean, how would you like it if Greg had just like told you your thighs are huge in front of everyone?"
Dancer: "You think my thighs are big?"
Izzy: "Oh no! I'm just saying, that would have been mean too."
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Beth talking to Kristen about Nate: "He isn't interested in me. He wants to BE inside me, that's a totally different thing altogether."
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Duncan: "Where the hell have you been? Where are the children?"
Jun: "Playing Mary Fucking Poppins, where else would I be? You mean the demon spawn? They're in the Den watching the news or something."
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Marti: "You sure? He's was like.. Gay gay? And not just sorta gay?"
Dean: "Put it this way" he started, fondly recounting the more intimate moments in his head "If he tried any of the stuff we did with a female I think he'd get more than a slap in the face... Hell, he even taught me some things and we both know how ludicrous a notion that sounds! Oh, and he could make a mean full breakfast as well"
Marti: "Whoa whoa whoa! Are we gonna start talking about our sex lives? Cuz if we are, I need coffee or something."
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Beth: "Does he.. Like.. Maybe need to be burped?"
Kate: "Fuck. I knew I forgot something." goes to hand baby to Beth "Knock yourself out. I have to take a shower."
Beth: "Hey hey! I don't want baby vomit all over me!!"
"Oh come on! Just think! You burp him.. he will probably fall asleep. Then voila! We all do!"
Beth: "Hey! You burp him! He's like your spawn!"
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"You know, if I get picked up for being a prostitute tonight, I'm so gonna kick your ass.."
Beth to Kate
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"Did you forget that I'm presenting some of my designs today? And please Kate, you of all people should know that most of my professors are gay. Gay and fashion just seem to go hand in hand ya know.."
Beth to Kate
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"Last time I invite him to go searching for a good lay."
Beth muttering about James
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"Oooh! Can we like be your first groupies? I'm sure Kate would totally let you sign her boob or something!"
Beth to James
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"Old people so shouldn't be allowed to one," she held a finger up, "Cuss and say words like gazongas, not cool., " she held up another finger, "Be allowed in Shooters.. EVER."
Beth to Kate and James
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"Then don't let them ignore you, Kai. Step up and tell them like they need to be told. For example you could have said, 'If you're not too busy gawking over my dinner date, I would like to place my order for a beverage. Today.' " Brock to Kai Tsung over lunch
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"Well, someone's desperately in need of a good rimjob."
Brandi to Brock
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"Nothing new, just the usual: blackmail, extortion, bribery, a murder here and there...you know."
Brandi to Yan
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"I hate that you only want me for my mind..."
Brandi to Yan
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"Marti? I remember you," points at Marti "Weren't you getting boned by Brock a few months ago?"
Brandi to Marti
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"Yeah, the cafe sounds fine to me. I can eat, then I can come home and crash for a few more hours and then, I can get up and call you trailer trash a few times and go party...yeah, that day sounds pretty productive to me, don't you think?"
James to Marti
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"You know, I always thought there was a hidden camera hidden in my room somewhere...last time I ever invite you back to hang out, Kate...now you're stalking me"
James to Kate
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Allison: "I kinda kissed Jackson....Twice."
Grace: "Kinda? So you tripped twice and your lips just happened to connect twice?"