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Post by Dean Ellis on Aug 29, 2008 18:23:13 GMT -5
Piper,
Welcome to the 21st century, even models are allowed to ask for someones number nowadays!
Love ya lots like vodka shots!
Dx
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Post by Nathan Armstrong on Sept 10, 2008 20:37:01 GMT -5
Dude,
Whatchya so mad at me for?
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Post by Nathan Armstrong on Oct 18, 2008 16:47:52 GMT -5
Hey, Studly.
You are one sexy mo-fo.
Never change.
Peace,
You.
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Post by Cameron Nicholson on Oct 19, 2008 13:18:45 GMT -5
I'll take it as a good thing that I haven't seen you back at the hospital. I must say, I'm slightly surprised.
Cameron.
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Post by Nathan Armstrong on Nov 6, 2008 0:45:55 GMT -5
I HAD SEX!!!
WOOHOO!
Watch out, ladies! The MAN is BACK in business!
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Post by Bethany Barker on Nov 6, 2008 1:23:46 GMT -5
Dear Asshat,
Could you just ONCE get my name right?
It's BETH, moron, not BETTY.
Thanks.
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Post by Wes Ellis on Feb 5, 2009 1:28:14 GMT -5
Dear you,
Bitch!
Love,
God
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Post by Kate Roberts on Feb 9, 2009 21:42:46 GMT -5
Dear Wes, You are SUCH an ass. Grow up so we can be friends again, K!
Blondie
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Post by Wes Ellis on Mar 5, 2009 2:49:57 GMT -5
Dear Loose,
I'd slap you, but I'm afraid a baby would fall out.
Love,
Not-the-Daddy
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Post by Bethany Barker on Mar 5, 2009 3:40:54 GMT -5
Dear Asshat,
That was so funny I almost snorted coffee up my nose!!
Quit bein a dick!
Beth
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Post by Nathan Armstrong on Mar 5, 2009 3:44:10 GMT -5
Hey, Betty,
So, I got tickets, ya know, for this band. They're called the Violent Femmes and I thought, ya know, you might be into that. Ya know, the whole violent chick, thing. And so, I was wonderin' if, ya know, ya'd wanna go...with me...to the concert...sometime...like, when they're having it...next month.
Peace,
Sexy-Bartenders-R-Us
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Post by Bethany Barker on Mar 5, 2009 3:47:58 GMT -5
Dear Lame-Ass,
Once again you astound me with how idiotic you can truly be!
The Violent Femmes are DUDES.
Dumb-ass.
BETH P.S. Hell would have to freeze over, thaw and freeze over again before I go out with you. Stalker.
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Post by Nathan Armstrong on Mar 5, 2009 3:49:20 GMT -5
Soo...
Is that a no?
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Post by Wes Ellis on Mar 5, 2009 4:08:50 GMT -5
Dear Stud-Wannabe,
I get the whole 'persistence' thing, but it's not working.
Advice: You want the bitch to notice you...
...Pretend she doesn't exist!
She will be all over you like cottage cheese on Britney Spears' thighs!
Sincerely,
Yoda
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Post by Kate Roberts on Apr 7, 2009 9:57:25 GMT -5
Dear Buttmunch,
Look, you're not Mr. Know It All when it comes to asking out girls, remember that.
Also... will you get over yourself already? I miss you!
Blondie
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