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Post by Aerik Drake on Jun 10, 2008 14:30:49 GMT -5
Dear Miss Martinez,
Do you realize you shouldn't have turned right on red at that intersection you just drove through?
I'd give you a ticket, but I'm pretty sure you were speeding too.
Have a nice day, Detective Drake
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Post by Isobel Martinez on Jun 10, 2008 14:41:05 GMT -5
Dear Mister Officer Man,
How the heck did you find me?!?!
Seriously Confused! Isobel (who seriously was NOT speeding!!)
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Post by Nathan Armstrong on Jun 10, 2008 14:58:14 GMT -5
Ok...so, I'm supposed to apologize to you for...
**"HeyJavi, what am I apologizing for again?"**
Oh, yeah... for bein' an unsenstive insensitive and ig...
**"How do you spell that?"**
...ignorant prick. You're a really nice person and a sweet girl and I shouldn't talk to you like that, even if you do have killer legs.
**"Dude! Stop pokin' me!"..."Fine, I'll cross it out...nag!"**
I'm really sorry. Will you forgive me so we can be friends again?
Sincerely,
Nate
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Post by Isobel Martinez on Jun 12, 2008 1:38:53 GMT -5
Dear You,
Drop dead.
Please.
No Love,
Izzy
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Post by Dean Ellis on Jun 12, 2008 17:28:41 GMT -5
Hey hussy,
Dont think I actually know you but that's beside the point! Step away from the man candy, I wont have no jumped up hooker attacking the man who worships the ground I walk on (even if he wont admit it to anyone else!)
Dean.
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Post by Ben Buchanan on Jun 13, 2008 0:33:34 GMT -5
Dear you, My name is Ben. Not Fluffy. Repeat after me: BEN. Me, Ben. You, Dean. Me, Ben. Me no Fluffy. I am not a Persian cat.
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Post by Dean Ellis on Jun 13, 2008 8:24:28 GMT -5
Dear Fluffy, Your FLUFFY message has been FLUFFILY recived and even more FLUFFILY understood. Lots of love, hugs, kisses and FLUFFY Wishes. Dx p.s. Be thankfull I call you fluffy and not fluffer
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Post by Marti Stanton on Jun 16, 2008 1:11:51 GMT -5
Dear Dean,
Did you forget I'm alive or something? Just because I'm married does not mean I'm dead.
Love, Marti
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Post by Kate Roberts on Jun 21, 2008 22:13:28 GMT -5
Dear Marti,
I don't really know you but I just wanna know.... what the hell did you ever see in that James guy? That loser did nothing but break my best friend's heart!
Kate
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Post by Wes Ellis on Jun 22, 2008 14:53:54 GMT -5
Dear Scarlet Harlot,
Your high school sweetheart is a dick, but considering your taste in men, I'm not surprised. I don't care if he's pretty, keep him away from me.
Oh, and btw, I want my Too Wong Fu DVD back!
Wes
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Post by Sean Alexander on Jun 22, 2008 22:51:30 GMT -5
Dear Double D:
Back off Kate. You're just jealous cause she kicked your gay ass out of the shop first. What's with you? You got some sour grapes there?
Maybe your pantyhose are on too tight or something, but you need to lighten up.
Sean
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Post by Dean Ellis on Jun 23, 2008 4:03:32 GMT -5
Hey Sean,
I know we dont know each other but I've seen you around and well, don't you think you're a little young for botox?
Dean.
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Post by Adam Prescott on Jun 23, 2008 16:39:35 GMT -5
Dear Pretty Boy,
You trashin talking the military boy? Cause last I saw you didn't do any tours oversees to protect our freedoms. Walk a mile in his shoes before you start talking smack, little man.
Better yet, why don't you run five miles...and then let's see who's picking on who?
Adam
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tami
(Annonymous)
I'm just visiting!
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Post by tami on Jun 26, 2008 23:28:31 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Hot Racecar Guy, You knoooow...if you don't want people thinking there's a little somethin somethin going on between you and Caroline Corwin, you shouldn't be so defensive about her. Just saying... Tami P.S. Nice butt!!
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Post by Grace Behr on Jun 30, 2008 9:52:09 GMT -5
Dear Crazy Friend,
Have you seen my cellphone??
And where's my coffee?!
Grace
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