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Post by Kate Roberts on Aug 31, 2016 20:28:48 GMT -5
Kate took offense,"Excuse me, but I can be standing out here in a damn moo-moo and still have Justin peering over the hedges to get a peek." She hated when the two ganged up on her. "And...they aren't married yet. I've been wanting to bring him a casserole but I didn't want Jessica to get too jealous. After all, I do live here."
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Post by Wes Ellis on Aug 31, 2016 20:32:32 GMT -5
Wes didn't even bother to try to stifle his laughter. "Yeah, he'll be peeking over the hedges trying to figure out who the crazy bitch in the muumuu is and how many cops he's gotta call to take her down."
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Post by Jagger St. Croix on Aug 31, 2016 20:40:28 GMT -5
Jagger laughed at Wes's reply, shaking his head. "No need to get upset," he told Kate with a grin, "maybe he finds the whole Mrs. Roper muumuu thang sexy. It could happen."
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Post by Kate Roberts on Aug 31, 2016 20:46:50 GMT -5
They wanted to play? Alright then. "Or maybe it's the fact that I sunbathe naked while the kids are at school."
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Post by Jagger St. Croix on Aug 31, 2016 20:49:59 GMT -5
"Oh, honey, Biel is gonna kick your ass," Jagger declared, shaking his head.
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Post by Wes Ellis on Aug 31, 2016 20:53:13 GMT -5
"...and I'm never coming over for lunch in the middle of the day ever again," Wes added.
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Post by Kate Roberts on Aug 31, 2016 20:58:10 GMT -5
Kate laughed,"Oh whatever. Like you guys have never seen me naked before." Before Wes could object, she quickly added, "I know you've tried to block that incident out..but lemme just again, apologize for that. I didn't know you were coming home early."
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Post by Jagger St. Croix on Aug 31, 2016 21:06:27 GMT -5
Jagger held up his hands, "I never said anything bad in regards to your naked body. You know I was always a fan," he laughed. "So dont Cry Me A River, m'kay?"
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Post by Wes Ellis on Aug 31, 2016 21:10:59 GMT -5
"Haha!" Wes laughed obnoxiously at Jagger's play on words with a Timberlake song. "That was cute, Mick," he said, then glancing up at the lighted window of Kayley's bedroom. "So turd-muffin got actual sushi and I get mental pictures of Kate's sushi. This just ain't fair."
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Post by Kate Roberts on Aug 31, 2016 21:19:47 GMT -5
Kate pushed her weight off of the car and laughed, "Ha-ha. Real funny. Wanna know what else is funny? My ten year old using the phrase 'Queen Hag' last week when Kristin stopped over. So go ahead.....get it all out now, because once you step your foot in that door," she pointed toward the house, "it's all puppies and rainbows."
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Post by Jagger St. Croix on Aug 31, 2016 21:26:09 GMT -5
Jagger burst out laughing at Kate's announcement of what Kayley had said. That kid would ignore you like mad, but would somehoe pick out the one bad thing you said, and remember for infinity. That kid was fucking hilarious.
"hey, that one is not in me. That's all Uncle Wes!"
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Post by Wes Ellis on Aug 31, 2016 21:29:19 GMT -5
Wes stuff his hands in the front pockets of his slacks and pushed his shoulders back as he and Kate had mock stand-off like a couple of Old West criminals, except their ammunition was words and verbal jabs instead of bullets. "Whatever, you're just jealous that I'm the one she told when she got kissed by a boy this summer and she liked it...and that I know who it was," he stuck his tongue out at Kate. Wes had never been one to shy away from being childish when he was playfully poking fun of Kate...or anyone else for that matter.
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Post by Jagger St. Croix on Aug 31, 2016 21:31:29 GMT -5
"Wait. What?" Jagger's head snapped around to look at Wes almost comically. "Fuck off. She did not." He frowned. "Did she? Who? I'll kill the little shit."
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Post by Kate Roberts on Aug 31, 2016 22:03:17 GMT -5
Kate's eyes widened at Wes' confession. She had hoped Jagger wouldn't have found out about that. Hell, she had flipped out enough for the both of them. There was no reason to drag dad into it. "For the record, it was an innocent first kiss." she explained, looking between Jagger and Wes, "And it wasn't like there was tongue involved."
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Post by Jagger St. Croix on Sept 1, 2016 7:39:20 GMT -5
"Innocent kiss!? She's ten!" Jagger shook his head, feeling flustered. "And there better be no tongue, so I swear to God I will find the little shit and cut his out. I swear I will!"
he he looked from Kate to Wes and then back again and frowned. "Don't you think that's something you should have told me?" He asked her, feeling hurt...and a little angry as well. Had he been living there with the kids, he would have known, he was sure but here he was, out in the dark about something pretty major in a little girl's life.
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