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Post by Jagger St. Croix on Aug 28, 2016 20:37:37 GMT -5
Virgin? Huh. I didn't realize this was 1999
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Post by Nathan Armstrong on Aug 28, 2016 20:40:29 GMT -5
*stares blankly at his screen at Marti/Amanda slash fic*
I don't get it. Why would anyone....
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Post by Ana Sophia de Bettencourt on Aug 28, 2016 21:40:29 GMT -5
Dear You,
You really need this spelled out to you? Why am I not surprised?
It called people being perverted and seeing more into things than there truly is.
Need anything spelled out to you?
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Post by Nathan Armstrong on Aug 28, 2016 23:09:31 GMT -5
Dear you,
Yeah. Why you gotta be mean about it?
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Post by Ana Sophia de Bettencourt on Aug 30, 2016 11:07:11 GMT -5
Dear You,
I'm not being mean. I'm just being straight-forward about it all.
Always Upfront, Me.
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Post by Colby Lefabre on Aug 30, 2016 20:06:44 GMT -5
Dear you,
Nathan is right. You were kinda being just a teensy bit mean about it.
Though I do have to admit, an always upfront woman is somewhat of a rarity around here.
Colby
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Post by Bethany Barker on Aug 30, 2016 20:39:02 GMT -5
Dear Everyone,
WARNING! Violated manfeels on the loose! This is not a drill! Violated manfeels on the loose!
You're welcome, me
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Post by Wes Ellis on Aug 31, 2016 19:41:07 GMT -5
Dear BB,
Put the strap-on away, you're scaring the men-folk.
Yours forever,
Violate-My-Manfeels-'Til-They-All-Kinds-of-Loose
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Post by Bethany Barker on Sept 2, 2016 21:02:06 GMT -5
Dear You,
You never complained about my strap-on before. Why start now?
XOXO
BB
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Post by Wes Ellis on Sept 5, 2016 13:12:27 GMT -5
Dear BB,
Allow me to rephrase: Put the strap-on away, you're scaring the straight men-folk.
XOXO
The French Tickler
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Post by Kristen Buchanan on Sept 6, 2016 23:08:51 GMT -5
Dear Prof. Penis-head,
Next time you and Kate feel the urge talk to my kids about what happens when a penis goes into a vagina...or any other orifice for that matter...can you, ya know, just not? Okay, thanks!
Sincerely,
Displeased
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Post by Tyler Buchanan on Sept 7, 2016 12:51:18 GMT -5
Dear Beautiful Wife,
Did you get the flowers I sent you?
Wait...what? Someone talked to our kids about WHAT?! He's 11...Please tell me this didn't happen.
Tyler
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Post by Wes Ellis on Sept 13, 2016 18:47:05 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Feelgood,
It didn't happen. And...if it did, it was all Kate's fault. She's responsible.
Always blame the blondes!
Patient Zero-Inhibitions
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